A lot of professional athletes just walk around looking like jocks most of the time. And again, that’s okay because they are jocks. But the great thing about Novak is that he is a jock with style. Now, that doesn’t mean that we’ve never been left scratching our heads wondering what went wrong occassionally when we see what he is wearing. Such as in the following picture:
I am not digging you in the baggy khakis and baggy wrinkled shirt combo here Novak.
Either one of two things is going on here:
A) You pulled them out of the bottom of a suitcase at the last minute, threw them on and trotted off to sign some Head crap, or
B) The guys at Head actually MADE you wear this outfit. They had it laying around in an old storage closet. It belonged to one of their execs in the mid-eightees. They thought “hey the eightees are in again according to fashion week Paris” so they figured they’d make it part of the contract.
Now, if the first scenario is what really happened you still aren’t off the hook. Why would you have such baggy khaki pants in your suitcase in the firstplace? I know that they were ‘hip’ according to the Old Navy crowd circa 1999 but nowadays…not so much. If those guys at Head really did make you were too big-outdated khaki pants/button down combo then I hope you got a bit of extra cash added into that contract (oh..and don’t EVER let them dress you again).
Now back to the praise, because whoever it is that dresses you most of the time (and we hope that it is you, although if you are in need of some assistance in that area may I suggest myself for the job?) does a splendid job.
Exhibit A:
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