Novak Djokovic Fans

(hopefully anyone reading this understands the idea of sarcasm and joking!)

Dear Nole,

Please stop being so attractive.  We began watching your rise into the top ranks of men’s tennis generally amused and impressed by your obvious talent on the court and hilarious impressions of other players.  But as you began to make appearances more and more in the final days of Grand Slams we began to notice that you are also incredibly handsome. Now, rather than thinking about the match when you are playing, we are wondering when the next slow motion shot of you will be shown and from which fun angle. 

Seriously, this has got to stop.  We were once respectable tennis fans and you are making us feel like  groupies drooling over a rock star.  Earlier this week, we found ourselves hating the guy that you were playing against for even TRYING to take you out of the US Open and thus detract from the amount of time that we can expect to enjoy seeing you in action this week. 

So, please either start winning each and every Grand Slam from now on (You can do it!) or just stop being so sexy so that we are not so sad when we no longer get to see you

PS. Also, please consider asking Adidas to allow you to wear no shirt while playing. Perhaps instead you could wear an Adidas temporary tattoo? You know, that way Adidas is happy, your fans are happy, and you seem to have an adversion to wearing shirts anyway, so we think it would make you happy too.

Thanx!

This is not helping us Nole